happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
[sarcastic voice] uh, i’m sorry. didnt realise slithering around the chemist like a snake eating the pills that fell on the floor was illegal
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"